Monday, July 7, 2014

You're So Money! (and you don't even know it)

In May, I went to a Chinese co-worker’s wedding. First, my co-worker, Apple, told us to “save the date.” Later, she passed out invitations. So far, it was all normal. After giving everyone their invitation, Apple took the foreigners aside and told us that we’d be singing during her reception. Now, none of us are good singers. She knows this from the time the school forced us to sing at an assembly. So, everyone thought it was weird that she was asking us to sing at her reception. Chinese wedding receptions don’t even really have dancing or music.

I, immediately, offered to read a poem to avoid singing. The other foreigners were game. They picked a song and started rehearsing.  The whole thing just seemed strange to me. Why did Apple want us to be so involved in her wedding? It didn’t add up.

It turns out that foreigners, particularly Caucasian foreigners, are considered classy in China. At the least, we signify money. This is because we are clearly from abroad; there really aren’t any homegrown white/black/brown people in China. So, this means that we have enough money to travel. Since the average salary in China isn’t very high (maybe $10,000 a year in Beijing for a pretty good job) our ability to travel makes us comparably wealthy.

In addition to showing wealth, Apple’s connection to us shows off her education. While some foreigners speak Chinese well, many do not. Apple’s ability to communicate with us shows off her fluent English. Therefore, she is well educated with connections to wealthy people.

My co-worker isn’t the only person in China loading up events with foreigners. Some companies do this too. They will hire foreign people to pose as investors, potential clients, employees, etc. to bolster their image. I really wanted to try this but, then, I read about how the Beijing police held a fake casting call where they arrested a bunch of foreign models for working without the proper documents. Since I’m in China as a teacher, taking an acting gig as a fake foreign investor would violate my visa. So, I refrained from doing this. I don’t want to end up on Locked Up Abroad.

In the end, I went to Apple’s wedding and read from First Corinthians13:4-8. It may be common in the US but, it’s new and fresh in China.  Plus, I was totally foreign and classy while doing it.


Here is an interview with two foreigners who rent themselves out in China.
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Monday, June 30, 2014

Question: Kiss, Bow, or Shake Hands?

Before I came to China, I read several books on Chinese culture. One question I had was if Chinese people bowed. According to the books I read, Chinese people both bow and shake hands, depending on the situation. Well, that’s wrong. I’ve been in China for 10 months now and I haven’t seen any Chinese people bow as a greeting or as a goodbye. In fact, they bow as often as Americans do. The only time I’ve seen a Chinese people bow is at the end of a performance.

While Chinese people don’t bow, they do shake hands. The handshake, however, is different than in the US. Americans like a firm, hearty handshake. That kind of handshake would make people uncomfortable here. In China, people use a gentle, brief handshake. The best I can think of is that the handshake is more like what I’ve experienced with old ladies at church, a sort of soft, clasping of the hands. It’s not the type of handshake you would do at a business meeting.


Since I read that people bow in China, I went around Beijing bowing like I did in Korea. I did this for a few days. People gave me the same looks I would have gotten in the US; until I finally got the message and stopped. Don’t be like me. It makes people think you’re crazy. 

Presidents Barack Obama and Hu Jintao will try to patch up frayed economic ties when they meet in Washington this week.
President Obama and Former President Hu shake hands in 2011.
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Monday, June 23, 2014

Jiminy Cricket!

A few months ago, my class went on a field trip. While on the bus, I noticed an odd, chirping sound. It sounded familiar but, I couldn’t place the sound. Then, the students started chanting “Gwa! Gwa!” I asked my co-teacher what the kids were saying. She said they were saying “cricket.” That’s when I realized what the chirping sound was – the bus driver had a small jar, mounted on the dashboard, with a cricket inside of it.

My husband, Luiz, also saw a man with a cricket. They were in the bank and a big cricket jumped out of the man’s pocket and scampered away. Luiz said the man chased after it and put the cricket back into his pocket.

Crickets have been kept as pets in China for a very long time. No one really knows exactly when it started. A cricket home was discovered in a tomb from around 960 AD. However, it’s thought that cricket keeping started well before this. During various periods, crickets have also been kept as pets in Japan and parts of Europe.

Crickets are kept as pets for a few reasons. Some people like chirping sound and put them in special cricket homes designed to amplify the sound. Others like to race or fight the crickets. There are even special cricket breeders.

It seems like crickets as pets is something for middle aged and older men. The bus driver fit this description. So did the man Luiz saw. Other types of people probably have crickets too but, I’ve just never seen them.


I don’t think I would have a cricket as a pet. I don’t like insects and I’m sure my cat would kill it. But, to each his own. 

A cricket in a cage.
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The only cricket I would keep as a pet. 
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Monday, June 16, 2014

The NBA in China

On one of my first days at work, one of the Chinese teachers asked me “Where are you from?” I told her Miami. To this, she replied “I really love Dwayne Wade.” It surprised me that this young, Chinese woman knew who Dwayne Wade was; especially since I wasn’t entirely sure who he was. (I knew he played in the NBA, I just had to check which team.) Later, a man trying to scam me into buying some of his art also asked me where I was from. When I told him Miami, he started telling me how much he loves the Heat.

It turns out that Chinese people really like the NBA. I expected soccer to be the Chinese national sport but, it seems to be basketball. China has their own basketball league and NBA games play on TV here. I also see a lot of people wearing t-shirts and jerseys from various basketball teams. I read that an estimated 300 million people in China play basketball.


If you ever need to make small talk with a Chinese person, ask them about their favorite basketball team. This will surely break the ice. 

I went to a very nice shopping mall. They had screens on the ceiling displaying messages people texted in. My co-teacher translated the top message for me. It says something like "Fight On Heat. LeBron James MVP. Go Heat." 
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Monday, June 9, 2014

Buzz Cut Babies

Walking around Beijing, I noticed that a lot of babies have shaved heads. Most young babies have, naturally, very short/sparse hair but, these babies are sporting buzz cuts. At first, I thought it was because I arrived in Beijing during August, the hottest month. I assumed the very short haircut was to keep the baby cool. Then, I noticed that the haircuts didn’t disappear with fall or winter. So, I decided to investigate.

In China, the hair a child is born with (womb hair) is considered bad luck. So, traditionally, most of the hair is shaved off for good luck. Often, a little tuft of hair is left at the top of the head. Now, many people do not shave their baby’s head. They often just do a symbolic trim for the occasion.

The head is shaved for the baby’s Full Moon Celebration. This is done when the baby is one month old. The Full Moon Celebration is, basically, a party for the parents’ friends and extended family to meet the baby. Traditionally, mom and the new baby go through a resting/confinement time until the baby is one month old. During this time, they do not usually receive visitors.

The Full Moon Celebration sounds fun. There is food, gifts, etc. Plus, the baby gets his/her first haircut. I haven’t been to one but, if invited, I would like to go.

There are other occasions when Chinese children get really short haircuts. The second month of the lunar year is supposed to be a lucky time for a haircut. Shortly after we came back from our Chinese New Year vacation, several of my male students got buzz cuts. The girls didn’t get such drastic cuts though. They all appeared to have cut an inch of so off of their hair.

Well, now I know why, no matter the season, there are a bunch of buzz cut babies walking around Beijing. 

As he seems well aware, the haircut will be followed by dancing, singing and Chinese pancakes
How cute is this kid getting his Second Month of the Lunar Calendar haircut?????
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Monday, June 2, 2014

Dragon Boat Festival

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. It’s a legal holiday so, it’s a day off. I tried looking up what this holiday is about but, I found the internet confusing. Apparently, depending on where you are in China, there are three possible reasons for this holiday.

Qu Yuan

From what I’ve read and been told, Qu Yuan’s story is the most commonly cited story for the Dragon Boat Festival.

Basically, Qu Yuan was a poet and government official, from the ancient state of Chu, who opposed an alliance with another state, Qin. After the alliance went through, he was banished. During his banishment, Qu Yuan wrote a lot of poetry and gained respect and fame from those around him. Eventually, Qin overtook Chu. Distraught, Qu Yuan committed suicide by drowning himself in a river. (Although, I have also been told that the drowning was accidental.) When the locals heard Qu Yuan went into the river, they raced their dragon boats out to save him. When they couldn’t find him, they dropped zongzi (sticky rice balls) into the river so the fish wouldn’t eat and desecrate Qu Yuan’s body before the people could find it.

Wu Zixu

Wu Zixu was an advisor to the king. He gave the king some advice and the king ignored it. Apparently, he really pressed this advice and the king accused him of sabotage. So, Wu Zixu was forced to commit suicide. His body was later thrown into the river. When it turned out that Wu Zixu was right and not a traitor, the king was upset and committed suicide.

Cao E

Cao E is a girl who is considered a model for filial piety. Her father was their area’s local shaman. The story says that while her father was performing a ceremony for Wu Zixu, he fell into the river. Cao E went into the river to save him. Apparently, she looked for three days. On the fifth day, their bodies were found together. Both drowned.


From my research, it doesn’t matter which story you believe started the holiday. People seem to celebrate the same way, regardless of the story. The main way to celebrate is to make zongzi, a sticky rice dumpling. People also participate in dragon boat races. All in all, it’s a rather laid back holiday.

Zongzi - My Chinese co-teacher made the dumpling by the blue arrow. I made the dumpling by the red arrow. It's hard to wrap everything up nicely. As you can see, my co-teacher's leaf wrapped dumpling is even and triangular. Mine is definitely not. 
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Watch someone who knows what she's doing make zongzi.
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Monday, May 26, 2014

Wedding Gift Gaffe

Over the weekend, I went to my first Chinese wedding. To prepare for the wedding, I picked out my outfit, bought a card, and visited the ATM for the gift.

At the wedding, I approached the gift table with my card/cash gift. At the table, I gave the card, in an envelope, to an attendant and signed my name in the guestbook. As I walked away, I noticed that the woman looked extremely confused. I saw her staring at my card, with a perplexed expression. Then, she put my card over to the side and got the attention of the woman next to her. She showed the woman my card and they both stared at the envelope and examined it, confusedly. This went one for a few minutes. They finally shook their heads and put the card into a box full of other envelopes. This is when I realized what confused the women.

At all weddings, it is expected that you will bring a gift. In China, the gift is almost always cash. That cash is supposed is to be placed in a red envelope and given to the people at the gift table. Every single other guest of the wedding brought a red envelope with cash in it. I am the only guest who brought a regular greeting card in a non-red envelope. All of the other envelopes were small, rectangular, and bright red. My card was in a large, square, shimmery off-white envelope. It really stood out.

When I bought the card, I knew that Chinese people use the red envelopes to give gifts of money for Spring Festival. I also thought they might be used for weddings but, I didn’t realize just how ubiquitous they were.


Now I know that if I go to another Chinese wedding, I should use a red envelope. FYI, if you ever got to a Chinese funeral, bring a cash donation in a white envelope. This is because white is the color of mourning and red is a happy color.

All of the other gift envelopes looked something like this.
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Photo: http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/quizzes/2013/07/130718_royal_baby_quiz.shtml